Lyrics : The Race Was On


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Lyrics : The Race Was On


LYRICS : THE RACE WAS ON


[VERSE 1]

My high school was just for girls

And in this tiny hormonal world

All that mattered was celebrities

And gel pens

 

But in year nine things changed

Like a virus my friends became deranged

With curiosity about BOYZ

and how to bate them

 

The race was on

The race was on

to see could be the first to sex a boy

and tell us what went down

 

Because the first to get a man

To put his sausage in her pan

was going to be the queen of everything

and wear the slut queen crown

[Drums]

[VERSE 2]

I took a bus across town

I couldn’t risk being seen or found

For the first time

I was going shopping without the colony

 

In the dressing room I practiced

unzipping it for easy access

It was the tightest skirt I'd ever owned

And it was my ticket to victory

 

[Chorus]

Ladies it’s on

I've got my Sex Skirt on

And when it comes off

the competitions gunna get slayed

I got my Sex Skirt on

but not for long

You bitches never forget

that I was the first to get laid

 

[VERSE 3]

One Friday Rosie's parents were in Croatia

we invited every boy we knew

The city’s teenage population

It was the perfect opportunity

to get a boy inside a room with me

or at least behind a bush,

or behind a parked car down the street

my skirt

in my school bag that day

waiting for battle it called to me

from between crumpled papers,

hair pins and lost erasers

saying bitch, tonight

Imma get sprayed

 

[VERSE 4]

tonight I’m not some kid no more

Maybe I’ll get chlamdya oh

and make all the other girls at school so jealous

there couldn’t be better timing

to break my friggin...

drought of enthusiasm from the fellas

 

[Chorus]

Ladies it’s on

I got my Sex Skirt on

Eat my dirt I’m gunna to be the first to sex a boy

I got my Sex skirt on

but not for long

because tonight imma get my virginity

destroyed

 

[VERSE 5]

I’ll tell them what they can’t even imagine

be an encyclpeodia of vagin-

al adventure, and knowledge

head professor at the college

of how to be a  

SEXY WOMAN

 

[CODA]

2 years laters I still wore

the name I earned on Rosies floor

Slutface McGee

but not in a good way

because in the dark of her basement den

I accidentally jumped her boyfriend

but at least I showed them

who was the year nine slut queeeeeeeen 

 

Lyrics by Yve Blake & The Internet.

Lyrics : Absofruitly


Lyrics : Absofruitly


LYRICS : Absofruitly


Working minimum wage under fluoro lights

of my village supermarket, I was living the life

I took double shifts all summer and nearly went insane

I was nineteen and in love and she didn't know my name

stacking porduce in aisle one, bored and in despair

I could only think of her and how we'd made a great Pear

I tried not to fantasise but there was nothing else to do

staring at baanas and broccoli all I could see

was you


You'll turnip on a bike as we're closing with like a thousand things to buy

and as I ring up all your bags it starts pissing down outside

I'll say I avocado. I could give you a ride

Why walk all the way home when you seem strawberry tired?

 

We pull up at your house and you ask whatcha doing tomato?

pumpkin I come over to yours? I wanna show you this movie I know

I think you'd really leek it. I think rhubarb really kind

I feel we have a spinach-al connection, so do you wanna come inside?

so I stay for dinner, and the next day we have our second date

you come chilli at my house, and things are going grape

you even bring me cauliflowers. Raspberry nice of you

and I just current believe that you like game of prunes too!

 

I've never never never never never felt like this about another human bean

All day I kiwi to get near you and get in your aubergines

you'll say darling believe me when I say that I promise to beetroot

so can we cantaloupe because I’m mandarin love with you

olive happiness if you agree because you are the plum for me

there's no love like ours it's carrot? carrit? rit-written in the staaaaaarrr

fruit


but we all know the sweetest fruits eventually will rot

a year will pass and we'll both feel unsure of what we've got

olive seen it coming, we'll peach know what you want to say

so we'll eat dinner in silence and you'll start anyway

 

"I've been thinking about asparagus, onion-derstand I still love you very much

lime just not sure this is working out. I've forgotten what we're all a-sprout

I'm broccoleaving for Mangu Peachu, this is my fennel goodbye

I'm cherry sorry but I have to go, but please know that I…”

 

(spoken) and then you'll try to kiss me but I'll say "you butternut, my heart is squashed"

 

I'll say chard you serious? is this some kind of joke

and with my heart between my tonsils

I'll feel like I might artichoke


 

Years later I'll be rolling down the produce aisle 

buying apples for school lunches when I'll recognise that smile

whatcha doing here? what’s it been a hundred years?

 

(spoken) "yeah well this place always was really reasonably priced so…"

 

you’ll say I never did forget us

and please know I don’t regret a single minute that we spent

and I know we found out that we were better on our own,

but the only thing I’d take back is the unkindness I have shown

think of all the things we might have left unknown

 

and I‘ll say, well,

orange you glad you didn’t walk home?

 

Lyrics by Yve Blake & The Internet. 

Lyrics : You're the one


Lyrics : You're the one


LYRICS : You're The One


[VERSE 1]

hey boy

seen you cross the playground

I aint one to play around

I seen the way you been looking at me and I’m

 

 glad you’ve realised

I can see what in your eyes

you’re not squinting just cause  jake stepped  on your glasses

 

so baby shush your mouth, I’ve already figured it out

what you wanna ask And I’m so excited I could

wee 

 

so sugarlump, don’t stress

because of course my answers yes

of course we should get married!

 

[Chorus]

been thinking bout you, thinking bout me

I know we’re only six but I think we’re ready

so let’s get hitched and get our dreams

living in a house that’s made of ice creams

let’s be like my mum and dad

let’s argue til you make be sad

then you can buy me gifts because you were dumb

and I’ll forgive you babe, cause you’re the one 

 

[VERSE 2]

after school, come over my house

check my sticker collection out

what’s mine is yours, so you can have some

but not the pink ones

 

mum said I can use a knife now, so wait til I get the bread out

make a meal for fella, yeah babe I got nutella

I heard that it’s your favourite

 

then you can meet my mum

she’s where I get my knife skills from

and you can ask her what she’s wearing our the wedding 

I’ll show you my sea monkeys

I have found they die with ease

but I’ll still be a great mother

 

been thinking bout you, thinking bout me

I know we’re only six but I think we’re ready

so let’s get hitched and get our dreams

living in a house that’s made of ice creams

let's do what grownups do

we can go buy food or read the news

or maybe we'll re-tile a bathroom 

 

[MIDDLE 8]

I know, you don’t know who I am

But I know that you’re my man

and no other girl will treat you like i can, 

So don't! go to Sarah’s after school

I know she has a pool 

and new dog, 

but she aint this wife-able

NOOOOOOOO!

 

[VERSE 3]

if each day  you’ll pack my lunchbox

I’ll lay out your dinosaur socks 

spoil me with really rare stickers

and I’ll find you cool shaped rocks 

 

at the wedding everyone will cry 

my friends will cry, my pets will cry

my mum will cry, your mum will cry

our teacher will cry, and you will cry

 

because our love is the real deal (YES)

so when we all sit down for the wedding meal (WHAT)

it will be a fountain of nutella (NO)

with bread to dip in it 

and marshmellahs (ACTUALLY)

 

then you and I will dance our first dance

and it will be on the news

and everyone in the whole world will watch 

and everyone will cry (SORRY)

 

[CHORUS]

been thinking bout you, thinking bout me

I know we’re only six but I think we’re ready

so let’s get hitched and get our dreams

living in a house that’s made of ice creams

let’s be like my mum and dad

let’s argue til you make be sad

then you can buy me gifts because you were dumb

and I’ll forgive you babe, cause you’re the one 

 

Forever...

 

Lyrics by Yve Blake & The Internet.